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Jay Hewlett

Jay Hewlett

Jay Hewlett has been there; done that. He’s a man with a mission and no mission at all. He’s in tune with the times and out of tune with everyone. He’s a guy that thinks goals are for goalies. He does everything right and yet stuff happens to him. He figures it must be a conspiracy. Like the time he didn’t pay his phone bill. He got letters like, “Perhaps you forgot. ” “Maybe it slipped your mind.” He wrote back: “Nope, no freakin’ money.” They canceled my credit cards. How do you expect me to pay my phone bill?” See, stuff happens to him. “And I don’t get it,” says Jay. ” I’ve worked hard to achieve so little.” Even with a Masters degree in Behavioral Science, Jay still hasn’t learned how to behave. Like the time he showed up at a postal worker family picnic in a thong bikini. He offended everyone. His response, ” No one told me you had to wear it the other way around”. You don’t want to miss this hilarious show!